I'm having an epic idea, and I just discovered something maybe sort of awesome. The second part first. Did you know about this site, Fuck Yeah, Boston Terriers? So until my dog goes from imaginary to actuality, I will have a ready source of pictures to grab! Yeah for pretending a little longer.

Now for part the first: I think I figured out to do with my blog! Woo!

I've just used two exclaimation points in a row, so understand when I say this is big news. I try never to over-use punctuation, because it defiles the integrity of grammar, also, how would you know if I were genuinely excited if I ended all of my sentences with !!!!!!! like an eleven-year-old girl? You wouldn't.

Sorry, Age Appropriate Zac Effron, I know I'm stalling. And I'm sorry that I must refer to you as Age Approriate Zac Efron, but you know there are far too many of your Disney years pictures out there, and I sort of feel like an extra-creepy old lady when I accidentally look at them, so....

Okay, here it is: I'm going to blog about things I make, whatever that might be. Recipes I get from the internet. Crafty nonsense I do. Books of vampire porn I may or may not be writing in response to the fact that a girl with my name in one of those fly-over states is writing vampire porn.  Also, I will continue to feature these little conversations, becuase... I want too.

It's like this, there are eons worth of recipe and crafter blogs, but how many of them combined that with imaginary commentary from hot celebrities? None that I know of at present!

Whoops, there I go with the exclaimation points again. I've got to stop that.

Anyhow, I'll get started as soon as I find my camera.

Thank you, Age Appropriate Zac Efron, that means a lot.

So, somewhat faithful readers who are not totally made up versions of hot celebrites, stay tuned. Stuff is coming and it'll be epic-ish.